Tuesday, September 11, 2012

How To Go To The Bathroom in a Wedding Dress


 
Ok for you guys out there that read my blog, you may want to turn away.  This one is strictly for the brides.  I found this picture on Pinterest and had to laugh out loud.  I have taught so many brides how to use the restroom wearing a wedding dress.  Now, I know you wouldn’t think this is something that you have to learn, but it is.  No way, can you go to the bathroom the regular way once you are dressed.  There is an art to peeing in a huge dress with a train on it.

So to accomplish this deed you will have to:

1)      Remove the panties before entering the stall.

2)      Instead of backing into the stall and over the toilet as you normally do, you are going to walk forward and straddle the seat.  This allows the dress to flow out behind you.  One note, before entering the stall make sure the floor is totally clean.

3)      Once finished hold dress up and back out.

4)      Remember to put panties back on, or not depending on how racy you feel.

Now head back to the party and have a great time!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is a lot of thought that goes into that task.

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